Jump out of the car

From Create Your Own Story

What are you, stoopid or something? You are jumping out of a car that's traveling at 75mph. Genius.

The end.

What sort of outcome did you expect? That you would grow magical punk wings or something?

Return to the start, you douche.

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Health 0 Equipment:

Car, iPod, backpack, lunch

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Gender Hermaphrodite
Social Group Idiot, Punk
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