Jump down off the belcony (since its only a 5 ft drop) and see what you can do to help
From Create Your Own Story
"Oh my God! Help him!" you hear a girl scream, as you approach the scene. "Somebody help my boyfriend!"
You trace the voice to its source. It's the voice of Laurissa, a condescending Animal Science major.
"Eddie!" she screeches, upon noticing you. "Eddie, thank God! Please, help my boyfriend! He's been hit by a car!"
"Sure, sure," you respond, with impeccable sang froid. You kneel down next to the wounded man and examine him. You determine that he needs CPR.