Joke about your bottomlessness to relieve the tension

From Create Your Own Story

Status: Naked and Embarrassed

Standing naked in the gas station with everyone staring at you, you decided to crack a joke to break the tension.

You say:

• "Haven't any of you ever seen a naked girl before?"
• "Take a picture, it'll last longer."
• "Sorry, I'm allergic to clothes."
• "Looks like your wish came true boys! Anyone want one more wish?"