I wonder what it's like to be a human... temporarily of course

From Create Your Own Story

You travel down to Earth and assume a human form. After 15 minutes of being a human, you are stricken by how indescribably horrid it is. No wonder humans commit suicide so much!

You:

• Commit suicide yourself
• Kill every human, so that they don't have to suffer any more
• Use your God magic to make life perfect for everyone and alter human nature, so that humans don't need conflict in order to appreciate the good things any more
• Shout "I am God in a human's body!" everywhere you go and see what happens

You are:

God