Grab the little man by his collar and demand that he help you as payment for his insolence.

From Create Your Own Story

"Hey wait!" The little man cries as you grab his collar and lift him up so your stinking breath is clouding his glasses. His books tumble out of his hands and into the mud, and you casually stomp one into the ground as you glare at him.

"You have dared to insult the most powerful hero in all the land, and I demand satisfaction. You are going to do your very best to help me get home little worm. If you don't I'll rip your balls off and stuff them down your god damn throat!" You say. Your voice drips with menace, and the little man cowers in the face of your rage. You grin inwardly at his reaction. Back in the real world you had faced many of these situations in high school, except you had been the one being threatened. It felt good to be the one threatening for once.

"H... Home? But Eldnar. You live just down the street in a room above the tavern. You've lived there for..."

"I'm not Eldnar you fool! I'm just a man trapped in his body. I want your help to fix that, and you're going to give it to me if you value your life."

"O... Okay."

"Okay what?!"

"Okay Master." The man says and begins to cry. You luxuriate in your new found power and toss him into the mud with his books.

Now what?

• Press his face into the mud to assert your dominance over him.

• Strip him naked and make him walk before you as you head out of town.

• Take pity on him and help him up.