Grab the knife on your plate and stab the zombie in the head
From Create Your Own Story
You reach behind you and take the kinfe off your plate. You look at the knife. Crap! You grabbed the butter knife! Oh well. At least you tried. The zombie lunges at you and begins to gnaw at you. You scream as you're being eaten alive. Jane screams too and runs into the kitchen. Looks like for you, this is THE END.