Go to a store that sells flying power

From Create Your Own Story

When you go to the store the lady says, "Flying power only $500,"

You say, "That's a rip off superman didn't need any money to learn how to fly."

"Superman learned how to fly because of this store."

You pay all of your allowance to buy flying power and you get a piece of paper that has flying power written on it!

Ask for a refund

Eat the paper and try to fly

choke her

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