Go out and get a drink instead
From Create Your Own Story
You stumble out of your trailer and wander over to your favorite watering hole, the Busty Cactus. Gina, the stunning barmaid, eyes you suspiciously.
"Travis, what the fuck are you doing here without no pants on?" she asks tartly.
"Shut up and pour me a shot of something!" you say.
You pound your fist on the bar top for emphasis.
"I can see you ain't got no cash, since you ain't got no pockets, since you ain't got no pants," Gina says. "Tell ya what, Travis. I got some new recipes I've been meaning to try. Wanna be my guinea pig?"
"Whatever," you say. "As long as whatever you're serving contains alcohol."
She mixes and mashes a variety of ingredients and sets three shots down before you.
Do you imbibe:
or do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | 100 | You have:
No pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
