Get breakfast

From Create Your Own Story

Breakfast. Breakfast. Cool.

You get youself a heaping helping of (PREFERRED BREAKFAST FOOD NOURISHMENT PRODUCT) and scarf it down. You contemplate all the times you could have died from last night to now, feeling very accomplished. You're one lucky person, huh?? I been springing death at you left and right! But you managed to make it until morning!

So what I'm saying is, yes. You won. You tried not to die, and it worked. You've succeeded and now I'm done trying to lead you to your death.

You win. But... you feel so empty inside.