Family Values - Look under your Mother's bed.
From Create Your Own Story
You get on all fours and look under the bed, you pull a small box out from beneath it and open it. It contains ropes, handcuffs, a whip and various other paraphernalia. As you stare blankly at the box you hear the door open behind you, you turn to see your Mother stood frozen in horror.
Apologize and try to leave the room.
