Drop The Gun And Go Talk To The Cops

From Create Your Own Story

You drop the gun in the bushes behing you, and you go up to the cops. They lean over to listen to what you have to say:

"Good Morning, Men," You say to them.

"No Small Talk," They say. "What's The Gun For?"

• "It's For Our Rat Problem," You say.

• "It's In Case The President Sends Someone To F*cking Kill Me," You Tell Them.