Drive to a park and run over a bunch of stupid children
From Create Your Own Story
Driving down the freeway at 90 miles-per-hour, you crank up your Pandora radio.
"...Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me," Taylor Swift sings. The sound of her voice makes you cringe.
"Bleck," you utter, changing the station.
"Give me rain and give me beer..." sings a southern-sounding man on the radio.
"Perfect," you declare, barreling toward a playground, teeming with ickle, precious children.
The nearer you get, the more notice of you develops, and the more screams of the utmost terror arise.
Your war machine races over a blonde, six-year-old girl, as if she were a bubble. You don't even feel a hint of a bump, while you mow down numerous parents and children alike.
"Waahahahaha!" A maniacal laugh is emitted from you.
You manage to slaughter eighteen more people, before the local National Guard makes you explode into a million pieces.
THE END
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