Decorate your apartment with all the stuff and strive to set the world record for most masturbatory orgasms.
From Create Your Own Story
You decorate your home with your newly purchased fire arms. As you are carefully arranging all your hand guns in an exciting octagon pattern, one pistol falls from the design on the wall and shoots you in the foot. You scream in a high-pitched octave that you've never been able to reach in any of your "Little Boy Choir for Grown Men" gatherings. Your next door neighbor, Paco, a heterosexual interior designer who belongs to the same choir, hears your cries of pain and rushes to your aid. Upon entering your abode however, he is sidetracked by your awful weapon-related decor and imediately decides that your home is in desperate need of a serious remodeling. Forgetting you entirely, Paco places long-distance calls to all his interior designer buddies using your rotary telephone.
While on the phone, Paco removes one of your pistols on the wall, points it at you, and shoots you in the gut.
"No screaming while people are on the phone," he says. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"
Paco exits, and minutes later the home remodeling team arrives. Unfortunately, they are all deaf, dumb and blind, and take no notice of you bleeding to death on the floor.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Heavily Armed and Bleeding | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
