Cry, because the magical black man has touched your soul
From Create Your Own Story
"That's right, son," the voice coos. "Let it all out. Let all that shit out."
"I... I can't... she was supposed to... byaaaahaaaahaaa!" you stammer, and then finally explode with tears streaming down your face.
"That's right, son. Now, I'mma materialize into a form that yo human mind can comprehend."
"Is that why you're talking like a black man?" you ask, still sobbing.
"Black--? Man, what da fuck?! You goddamn racist mothafuckin' cracka-ass piece of... fuck you, nigga!"
"I'm sorry. I just..."
"You just what?! Just because my accent might sound kinna simila to a black-ass nigga's, you assume I black?! Go to hell, nigga! Now I ain't gonna materialize fo yo ass!"
