Comcast

From Create Your Own Story

Comcast does not even exist any more. Dumass.

This stupid act has made you a n00b. The point of this game is to play video games, and not be a n00b, therefore, you lose.

The End

Actually, creator, it does. http://www.comcast.com/internet-service.html?CMP=KNC-IQ_ID_48056726-VQ2-g-VQ3--VQ6-19077943159&iq_id=48056726