Burn down the goblin encampment!
From Create Your Own Story
You fly your flying lizard over the goblin encampment. The goblins scurry around and panic and scream. Some of the warriors shoot arrows at the dragon but it's now use. You burn down that shit to next Tuesday. You loot the place and get outta there like pickled toast. Let's look at some of the loots you got like some burnt herrings:
One fancy goblin-pants Three Devil-fruits (tasty) Six goblin-brews (ew!) A jar of orc spit A bass-guitar The holy grail
Bah! This loot is worthless! You throw it off your dragon as you ride off into the sunset. But before anything happens you are hit by a lightning bolt and is/are killed immediately.
Aw shucks!
