Attempt to fart the dynamite out of your ass
From Create Your Own Story
If only you'd eaten beans this morning, you might have done it. Unfortunately, you aren't able to work up enough gas pressure in time and the dynamite blows off both your ass cheeks. You roll off of Dào-míng's delectable body and bleed to death on her floor.
Then Brenda takes Dào-míng into her bedroom and makes her forget all about you and your untimely demise.
The End.
| Status | ||
| Health | Dead | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
