Ask the angel if you can have sex with her
From Create Your Own Story
"Can I fuck you there?" you ask.
The angel presses her spear to your neck. "We do not use such language in heaven, orc. Failure to comply with result in your expulsion from heaven to hell. But, yes, you may fornicate with me or any woman you so choose in heaven. Heaven is paradise for all who enter. If your paradise is merely my body, then it shall be yours for as long as you choose."
A wide smile spreads across your face. "When do we leave?"
She reaches out to you, and says, "Right now."
The angel touches you on the shoulder and you both glow in a radiant white, as you are lead up toward heaven. You look down at your deceased body, and wave it goodbye. The light becomes blinding and you shield you eyes from it.
"The light is strong for those not used to it." the angel says. "But in time, you shall grow accustomed to it."
You open your eyes and see that you are in a brightly lit cave, with some mink animal skins beneath your feet. "Um, this is heaven?" you ask.
"For you. Yes."
"So, it's different for everyone?"
"If you choose it to be. You wanted privacy, so you have it. Anything you want is given to you, within reason, of course."
"What I want is you."
"I know. The Gods gave me to you. They heard your prayers, and pitied you. I am your reward for your faith in those final moments." the angel responds.
| Status | ||
| Health | Dead, spirit | Equipment:
naked |
| Experience | Virgin | |
| HP | 0 | |
