Answer the voice's goddamn question

From Create Your Own Story

"What am I doing?" you repeat, scared, looking to the skies. "I'm about to eat a Hot Pocket."

"Fuck you!" the voice cries.

You let out a frightened whimper. "I... I'm sorry...."

"Fuck you, man," the voice repeats. "I don't mean what are you doing right this second; I mean what the hell the hell are you doing with your LIFE, son?"

"M-My life?" you echo, thoroughly demeaned.

"Yeah, motherfucker! You're wasting it! It's passing you by, you dumbass! You want to go to California, right?"

"Yes."

"Then what the hell are you still doing in this shit-hole farmer hick motherfuckin' place?! Why the FUCK are you still in Wisconsin, nigga?!"

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