Another Story Of Another Random Person/ Throw The Puppy On The Roof

From Create Your Own Story

In your frenzy to avoid your parents, your attempt at sky-hooking Dragon onto the roof overhang of your second story window fails. In your horror you hear the sound of branches cracking as the puppy plummets downward, and a loud yell erupts from below. You look down to see your dad laying on the ground with a pile of feathers everywhere.

You call to your father to ask about the dog's whereabouts, but stop as you realize it's against the house rules to bring a dog up into your room and then throw it onto the roof.

You decide to forget about the dog. "I see you brought home a chicken, father!" you exclaim with great glee. "Can I choke the chicken for you, dad?"

"It's already dead. I need you to pluck my chicken, though. Then I'm going to have your mother tend to my chicken, and we can all enjoy its savory juices over dinner... How does that sound?"

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