A monologue, by the Joker, from the Dark Knight

From Create Your Own Story

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" you start. "My father was a drinker... and a fiend. Well, one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife. 'WHY SO SERIOUS?!' Sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that FACE. Aaand... 'why so serious?'" You make a slicing motion with your hand, mimicing the Joker, in the movie. A slow clap begins... then mounts to a full-on applause. "Bravo!" You bow. They end up liking you so much that they add another main character on iCarly, just for you, named Gary Shay. You start tomorrow.

• Go to NoHo, for some reason

• Go to the bank

• Sign some autographs

Status
Health	100	Stuff: Car, Agent, Singing tomato commercial on your acting resume, Headshots, Role as Gary Shay on iCarly
Influence	3
Fame	3