Jump down off the belcony (since its only a 5 ft drop) and see what you can do to help

From Create Your Own Story

"Oh my God! Help him!" you hear a girl scream, as you approach the scene. "Somebody help my boyfriend!"

You trace the voice to its source. It's the voice of Laurissa, a condescending Animal Science major.

"Eddie!" she screeches, upon noticing you. "Eddie, thank God! Please, help my boyfriend! He's been hit by a car!"

"Sure, sure," you respond, with impeccable sang froid. You kneel down next to the wounded man and examine him. You determine that he needs CPR.

• Swallow your pride, and give this dude mouth-to-mouth
• Call Levi and ask him to give the dude mouth-to-mouth (he's a homo, anyway)
• Call the police, and let them handle it. Hey, it's what they're for, isn't it?