Tell the cop you've definitely learned your lesson.

From Create Your Own Story

The cop's eyes lock with yours in the rearview mirror, and he's quiet for a few blocks. You feel your stomach tighten - you may have just made a serious mistake. He watches you for a while, then takes a deep breath.

"I'll drop you at the bus stop," he says, and makes a quick right turn.

You breathe out, head spinning, the remnant's of the bear's load leaking from your sore ass and making the back of your jeans wet.

Definitely a birthday you're not soon to forget.

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