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| - | This is, by far, the most definitively perfect book you have ever read. It has everything you could ever ask for. Sure, it's nothing but fucking... But luckily that seems to be all you could ever ask for anyway! It's a win-win situation! Who needs men when you have literature | + | This is, by far, the most definitively perfect book you have ever read. It has everything you could ever ask for. Sure, it's nothing but fucking... But luckily that seems to be all you could ever ask for anyway! It's a win-win situation! Who needs men when you have literature? |
| - | The two men, however, are not as impressed. "Uh... Is she okay?" | + | The two men, however, are not as impressed. "Uh... Is she okay?" one of them says. "I think she might be brain dead or something." After a short moment, he lets out a gasp. "Wait... We didn't just rape a dead body, did we!?" |
"Dude, she just jerked you off less than five minutes ago." | "Dude, she just jerked you off less than five minutes ago." | ||
| - | "Oh yeah!" | + | "Oh yeah!" the first guy says, relieved. |
The second hunk just sighs, before walking off. "She doesn't really seem to care. I'm leaving, man. You coming with?" | The second hunk just sighs, before walking off. "She doesn't really seem to care. I'm leaving, man. You coming with?" | ||
| - | "Yeah | + | "Yeah," the other hunk says before following suite. |
You, however, are loving this book! | You, however, are loving this book! | ||
Current revision as of 12:40, 1 August 2018
This is, by far, the most definitively perfect book you have ever read. It has everything you could ever ask for. Sure, it's nothing but fucking... But luckily that seems to be all you could ever ask for anyway! It's a win-win situation! Who needs men when you have literature?
The two men, however, are not as impressed. "Uh... Is she okay?" one of them says. "I think she might be brain dead or something." After a short moment, he lets out a gasp. "Wait... We didn't just rape a dead body, did we!?"
"Dude, she just jerked you off less than five minutes ago."
"Oh yeah!" the first guy says, relieved.
The second hunk just sighs, before walking off. "She doesn't really seem to care. I'm leaving, man. You coming with?"
"Yeah," the other hunk says before following suite.
You, however, are loving this book!
Do you:
- Decide you're done with the book, and decide to leave the beach
- Discover that the book is so addictive that you are entranced by it and feel compelled to not only start a book cult, but use morally vague means of book-based hypnosis to achieve this new goal
- Decide that "Smutty Sex Romp" is by far the best thing to ever be thought of in the universe, and keep reading it until you die of thirst
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| Health | Horny and Hormonal | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
