Cry, because the magical black man has touched your soul
From Create Your Own Story
(Created page with '"That's right, son," the voice coos. "Let it all out. Let all that shit out." "I... I can't... she was supposed to... byaaaahaaaahaaa!" you stammer, and then finally explode wit…')
Current revision as of 03:07, 31 August 2012
"That's right, son," the voice coos. "Let it all out. Let all that shit out."
"I... I can't... she was supposed to... byaaaahaaaahaaa!" you stammer, and then finally explode with tears streaming down your face.
"That's right, son. Now, I'mma materialize into a form that yo human mind can comprehend."
"Is that why you're talking like a black man?" you ask, still sobbing.
"Black--? Man, what da fuck?! You goddamn racist mothafuckin' cracka-ass piece of... fuck you, nigga!"
"I'm sorry. I just..."
"You just what?! Just because my accent might sound kinna simila to a black-ass nigga's, you assume I black?! Go to hell, nigga! Now I ain't gonna materialize fo yo ass!"