...pull up your pajama pants to hide your morning wood.
From Create Your Own Story
You pop your neck a few times and wander into the bathroom to brush your teeth. You dress half-asleep, your morning wood still poking up proudly. Figures, you haven't gotten any in... too long. You're too tired to contemplate how long, exactly, but you know that the way you figure it is about right.
Squinting against the unusually bright light as you walk out into your apartment - did your roommate leave the blinds open last night...? - you wander towards the kitchen. You feel a strange tingling as you do. For a moment, you think that you're getting shocked from the carpet, but your apartment has hardwood floors. And that's about when things get really peculiar.
The light in the room suddenly fades. And you are most certainly not in your apartment. For one, the kitchen is MUCH bigger, compared to your one-counter-and-a-stove kitchenette. For another, the decor is nicer, with a huge leather sofa and some tasteful striped throw pillows. And there's a huge flat screen TV on the wall, contrasting with your normal 20-inch CRT with a cluster of old game systems and wires poking out from beneath it.
You wonder just how you got here - you know for a fact that you were in your room just a minute ago. No one else has hideous purple-and-orange bedsheets like you do. And then you hear a voice behind you.
"Who are you, and what are you doing in my living room?" You turn around to see...
- What looks like a calico catgirl
- a vixen staring you straight in the eyes
- An irate-looking werewolf-thing
- A smallish mouse-kid
- A...male unicorn?
| Furry Status (you) | ||
| Health | 100 | Equipment:
Jeans, T-shirt, Abundant confusion |
| Gender | Male | |
| Species | Human | |
