"Sorry, I was just catching my breath," and get your ass home.

From Create Your Own Story

The trucker laughs as you basically bolt down the path, squeezing past him awkwardly.

Screw your shirt, you think. It's too much. You get to the roadside, and fish out your cell from your pocket. You wait for the cab, barely standing upright. The cab comes, and you get a ride home. You fall into bed exhausted, and pass out almost immediately. In the morning, your cell-phone has a message that has a link to a website where you see your face, with the guy in the wifebeater's cum all over it, and the title "Birthday Bottom Boy's Bathroom Blow-Job!"

You realize in the morning, very hung over, that they slipped something into your drinks. You wonder how long it will be before someone you know sees the website.

Definitely a birthday you'll never forget.

(The End - please send feedback to barratboy@yahoo.ca)