"I have to lie here in the mud because they'll knock my house down if I don't."

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Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying, you cannot hear what's happening, although they seem quite engrossed in conversation. You wait impatiently, mud drying around you, until Ford returns.

"I've explained matters to Mr. Prosser," For says. "He understands now that given that he must be present here, as per his work orders, and given that someone must be lying in the mud to prevent your house from being demolished, he has volunteered to take your place. No sense in you being here and him being here when one person can be just as here as two. This way, you can come with me to the pub."

Mr. Prosser appears confused, which makes sense to you, since you're equally confused. Nevertheless, he lies down, and you get up.

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