"I CUT OFF MY F*CKING FINGER!!!!!!!!!"

From Create Your Own Story

"You dumb little f*cker," the nurse whispers, not meaning for you to hear it. "The ambulance will be on its way, sir."

• Wait Outside For The Ambulance

• Wait Inside, In The Chair, For The Ambulance

• Throw Water Balloons At The Ambulance When It Comes (How Many Times Will It Ever Be At Your House?)