Unzip your pants, take your penis out, and start masturbating

From Create Your Own Story

You start masturbating. Emily stares at you with wide eyes. She looks at you as if you were a serial killer and sprints out of the room, slamming the door behind her. You stare back down at your penis, which has gotten soft, and you're hating yourself forever pulling out your penis. You commit suicide out of depression.

The End