UDX: Nope, no old people allowed

From Create Your Own Story

Sam: If any of my friends saw me with you I'd die.

Bus Driver: You guys are too cool for me?

Sam: Way too cool. We're all going to be doctors and lawyers, not dead end shitty jobs like yours.

Bus Driver: Can I at least get a kiss?

Can he...?

UDX: Give the loser a kiss

UDX: No, gross, you might become a failure at life too if your mouth touches any part of him besides his dick