Torture him brutally

From Create Your Own Story

You kick David Cameron really hard in the balls. The PM screams. You then take out a knife (I dunno where you were keeping it, seeing as you're naked) and proceed to cut off his dick! Soon, you're holding his bloody, severed dick in your hand. (It isn't very big) You then do the same to his balls.

You are: A naked 10-year-old girl
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