The Zoo/You'd rather be a whore
From Create Your Own Story
"So what's everybody's problem?" you ask. "You'd really rather leave that guy to who knows what than put on a little porn show?"
"Well, that's kind of why we were hoping you were a girl," the fox says. "See, none of us are gay and nobody really wants to volunteer to take it up the ass."
"Not even to save a guy's life?" you ask. The fox looks down at the ground and shakes his head. You sigh. "Well, fine. I'm not really gay, either, but I'm not afraid to do the guy a favor." You might be a bit bi-sexual, though - you've fooled around with a few guys, even though you still prefer tits and pussy. Nothing wrong with enjoying a little variety.
You glance around the enclosure again. Now, you just have to see if anyone else is willing to give it a go.