Tell her you shot your partner

From Create Your Own Story

"I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice.

"I'm sorry... What did you just say?" she responds with obvious confusion.

"Yeah," you reply. "I shot him several times... while I was totally banging this slutty MILF!"

She seems speechless for a moment. "Is, is this some kind of joke?" she asks with outrage building up in her voice.

"No!" you assure her with confidence. "I'm being a 100% serious right now. I killed my partner while I was screwing some woman we pulled over only minutes ago."

"I... How... Why?" Again she seem to be at a loss for words.

"I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know," you explain proudly.

"Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, "what is your current location?"

Do you:

You are possessing:
Police Officer
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