Slim Johnny Fatass

Slim Johnny Fatass is a tinseltown honcho.

Full name: John Joseph Fatass

Mother's maiden name: Sawblade

Age: 45

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Blue

Address: 467 Grendel Avenue, Burbank, California

Occupation: Tinseltown honcho

Aliases: Slim Johnny Fatass

Height: 5 feet, 4 inches

Weight: 358 pounds

Disposition: Fast-talking

Useful skills: Talent spotting, demanding coffee