Sketch Susan about to get banged by her unicorn

From Create Your Own Story

You sketch a stick figure on hands and knees in front of the unicorn and slowly fill in details, trying to make the figure distinctly Susan.

"Is that supposed to be me?" Susan asks.

"Yep," you say. "Your unicorn is about to bang you."

"Reg," Susan says. "If you're fantasizing about unicorn sex, you ought to be drawing yourself in there, not me. Besides, you're easier to draw. You've got that wonderfully curly hair and those glasses. I'm just tall. Do you really like unicorns so much that you'd have sex with them?"

"No, Susan," you say. "My fantasy is seeing you on all fours, being mounted by a unicorn."

"I'm in your sex fantasies?" Susan says. "Wow. I don't think we can get a real unicorn to have sex with me but I'm sure we can think of something."

Do you:

• Invite Susan to come with you to a particular ranch you've heard of where girls do it with animals
• Tell Susan that you'll be her unicorn by wearing two strap-ons
• Tell Susan that you're going to find a boy to be her unicorn

You are possessing:
Orange-haired 14-year-old