Shout hello

From Create Your Own Story

You shout "HELLO!" to your friend. He turns to greet you back, but slips on a conveniently placed banana peel and scalds himself with the hot oil in the skillet, (which by the way looked a lot like a wok). He is blinded by the oil, so he does not see the giant monster who fangoriously devours him. You are so overcome with grief that you pick up the rock from your feet and bash yourself repeatedly in the head with it, until you die.

Good work!

The End.

Status
Health	0	Equipment: Tattered Tunic, rock
MP	0
Level	1