Shit all over your sister

From Create Your Own Story

Your sister looks onto the scene. You squint your asscheeks, giving her the full blast of shit. The force is so tremendous that she smashes against the wall and gurgles in the endless stream of shit. The corridor is now brown and smelly with shit. You are still shitting.

• Use your shit to propel you through the roof
• Take laxatives to make your shit even more liquidy
• Stop shitting.

You are:

A really shitty 10-year-old girl