Say NO! to drugs and kick him out - no "friend" of yours does drugs!

From Create Your Own Story

"No way bro, you know I don't do that stuff. And you shouldn't either in my house - I could be arrested for it! No 'friend' of mine does drugs! Get out of my house! Shoo! Scram! Out!" You repeatedly hammer Matticus's colossal rear end with a mop as he runs out.

His hateful eyes stare into yours. "Traitor," he spits.

You begin to wonder whether the cat you so cruelly put down might have belonged to humans. If it had, then they might file a Missing Cats Report to the Council of Feline Protection - and what then? Will they come and get you? Even if it was ownerless, it won't be long before its cat friends report it missing!

• Destroy what's left of the evidence
• Make a run for it
• Go to the Council yourself to report Joojoo missing - the best way to evade suspicion is by going to the authorities