Run up to the guy and punch him senseless

From Create Your Own Story

You leap at the guy and tackle him to the ground...little did you know he was a black belt. He karate chops your head and kills you.

He runs off with your mother and they start their own family and completely forget about you. Your dead body rots away in the empty bedroom for two months before the cops come to investigate a complaint about a horrid smell coming from your house.

Even when you're finally buried, no one visits your grave. You go to hell for cheating on a math test in 2nd grade. It turns out they weren't exaggerating about hell at church. It really is bad.

You burn in hell for the rest of eternity.

THE END