Reach for the closest blunt object
From Create Your Own Story
You realize that the closest blunt object is in fact the huge dildo that you have in your hand. As your babymomma steps closer, you come out swinging like Sammy Sosa. BAKKA! You slap her with a crushing backhand. Her head snaps up and back with the force of a #12 bear trap. The blow sends her reeling, and you use the opportunity to draw back your hand and coldcock the bitch with another blow to the face. CRACK! goes her jaw as the floppy phallus slams into bone. The slut is now bleeding from the nose and mouth, and can barely speak, but she pulls out a cell phone and appears to be dialing 911.
Do you:
- Aim for the phone with your synthetic phallus
- Continue beating her about the head until she is unconscious
- Sooth the injuries of your batterd spouse with soft words and tender kisses
| Status | ||
| Health | 100 | You have:
A huge dildo and no pants |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
