Pour maple syrup over your penis

From Create Your Own Story

You put down the knife and fork, pick up the maple syrup bottle, and pour a generous helping over your erection.

"What are you doing?" your partner asks.

"Showing you why I've still got my wood out," you say. "I can't put syrup on my sausage if it's tucked away in my pants!"

"Um, why do you want syrup on your... sausage?" he asks.

The man is looking at you like you've grown an extra head.

You reply:

• "So that lovely lady can suck it clean."
• "So that lovely lady will stick to me the next time I stick it inside her."
• "That's for me to know and you to find out."

You are possessing:
Trucker