Plug in aux cord to play master's call

From Create Your Own Story

You plug in your aux cord and turn that shit allllllllllll the way up. You text your friend that you're listening to the best song in the world because you know it will annoy him. He reaches through your phone and throttles you. Your mother, frightened by two arms shooting out of the phone to strangle her son, crashes into the nearest tree. Suddenly a truck carrying highly flammable materials rushes by when the driver hears the music playing from your vehicle.

"Oh fuck. Is that the master's call?"

Lulled into a false sense of security, the driver promptly crashes into your upside down car that is starting to flame. Minutes later there is a huge explosion. You're dead bitch.

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