Piggy's Day/You hijack a service vehicle
From Create Your Own Story
There is, however, an service vehicle within your reach. You courageously make the jump towards it, and grab the underside of the bumper.
Piggy: "Oh geez, this is going to be more difficult than I thought..."
With great effort you manage to leverage yourself into the cockpit of the vehicle, and stand on its ceiling. You lock the door behind you. The guard is almost at ground level, and he might have the keys to this machine, in which case you will be captured.
Piggy: "Okay now, let's see. Where's the ignition?"
You find the ignition key, and the vehicle starts up.
Piggy: "Okay, now does this thing have gears?"
After a brief search you find that it does not. It's pedals and steering only. This is good, because you have but the most minimalistic coordination while upside-down. At this point, the guard has reached the floor level, but doesn't seem to have the required keys.
Piggy: "Haha, can't get to me now can you?"
You can see that the guard is banging on the doors, yelling about something nonsensical.
Piggy: "Will you cut that out I'm trying to drive this thing!"
What do you do with the vehicle?
Will you:
