Piggy's Day/Try to get down
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "A treasure? This might be just the thing I need to buy proper fishing equipment. Aw heck, who needs fishing equipment? I can hire people to fish for me! In fact, who needs fishing in general: I can buy the ocean, and then ALL OF THE FISH WILL BE MINE!"
While your ramble still echoes through the cave, you already begin climbing down the slippery slope that might lead to insanity, but most definitively is as deep and dark as a chasm. You can only so-and-so find suitable rocks to cling from, and every now and then you get a cut from a particularly sharp stone. Water keeps dripping onto your forehead. You can only hold the glowing fish, your only source of light, in your mouth. Despite having died from a lack of water, it's still slimy and takes gross.
Piggy: "Goshdarnit. These underwater crevasses should really have ladders. How can anybody climb down something like this?"
To your surprise, you see actual ladders next to you, leading down.
Piggy: "Oh, okay. Nevermind then."
You:
