Piggy's Day/There isn't
From Create Your Own Story
Chief: "Ve'd like to knov that as vell. If ve knev that, ve'd leave ourselves."
Then, a tribesman comes running over, alerting an Attick Elf attack.
Chief: "Ah, at least nov ve're prepared..."
The chief flips through the pamflet.
Chief: "...Ekvuip our men with vaccuum cleaners and tin foil hats!"
Tribesman: "Uhh.. Okay."
The chief hands you a vaccuum cleaner, and puts a tin foil hat on your head.
Chief: "Here, use this vaccuum to suck those suckers up, and this tin foil hat vill prevent you from going insane. Ve need all the help ve can get."
Piggy: "But... I've never battled any..."
The chief and all other samis attack the horde of invading Attic Elves. Then, the elves see and recognize you.
Elf 1: "Eye! Pig!"
Elf 2: "Pig. Eat!"
The elven horde becomes unorganized, as they start running around, trying to avoid being eaten by you.
Chief: "They're retreating!"
Tribesman: "Vhat are they going on about natsis?"
The attack is soon extinguished. The chief comes to thank you.
Chief: "Piggy, vith you've managed to scare avay an entire battallion of elves. Ve are in debt. Vould you like to stay vith us until the US armed forces arrive to help vith our elven problem?"
You wish to:
