Piggy's Day/Pass
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Naah, I'm sure I have something more important to do."
Suddenly the door is thrown open. It's John Timberman, a stick-man wielding an axe. After a large pork cloning factory explosion in 9972, there has been no legal way of obtaining pork in the solar system, since pigs have evolved into a much more intelligent species, and murdering them was outlawed after the 25th century. Timberman, however, became addicted to pork fat after eating bacon from a black market vendor, and now wishes to murder Piggy, whose body is comprised 99% of fat (leaving out only the brain).
John: "Nowhere to run, Piggy! You're going to die now!"
You, having become used to his attacks over the years, nonchalantly look at the clock and wonder:
Piggy: Odd. Don't you usually invade my house a quarter later..."
John: "Shut up and DIE!"
He lifts his axe above his head in anger. You stutter out:
Piggy: "He-hey! Wait a second now..."
John strikes his axe dead-center on your head, but it just bounces off near-harmlessly.
John: "Ahh, you fathead! Good thing I've got a back-up plan!"
John pulls inside something that looks dangerously much like a machine gun.
Piggy: "UAAAAAAAH!"
John then fires the machine, but insted of bullets, out bursts a net. You are highly shocked, and before you can muster your way out, John has tied the net and brings a wad of chloroform onto your mouth, so that you can't alarm the neighbours. Swine was out to town, and did not hear the fighting. You wake up only ten minutes later at John's house. The net has been tied to the roof, and you can see John sharpening his axe.
John: "Oh, you woke up. Drats, I gave a too small of a dose..."
Piggy: "Don't hurt me!"
John: "Quit whining!"
As this conversation takes place, John's nephew Jack walks into the room. Jack is fully aware of his uncle's intentions to kill Piggy, but usually dismisses him as disillusioned, as more and more of his plans have failed.
Jack: "Oh, wow. You actually caught Piggy this time?"
John: "That's right! We're having a ham this christmas, and the three next!"
Jack: "Suu-ure...."
John: "Don't be like that! Soo enough we'll be roasting Piggy on open fire, and eat him with corn."
Jack: "Yeah, yeah, whatever"
Jack leaves the room. John eyes you for a moment, then leaves with him. You don't know how much time you have, but decide this is your oppurtunity to try and escape. Nothing to lose here, really. At this point you hear slight buzzing, and Swine appears outside the window. He opens the window and jumps in hastily. This has happened before: Swine had found out the next day that you had gone missing, and went back in time to save you. He is able to take anyone close enough to himself with him on a time travel, and tries to grab your hand. Swine is, however very short, and cannot reach the bottom of the net. You reach your arm through the net, at the same time as the door opens.
John: "What the... NO! GET AWAY FROM MY DINNER!"
John reaces you:
