Piggy's Day/Keep running up the stairs
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Okay, if there's ever been a time for an exercise, it's NOW!"
You run as fast as possible, but it's still slower than the group of cultists heading your way.
Piggy: "Geez, how long is this stairway? I can barely even see the top!"
You look back at the angry mob of people running after you, then back at the top of the seemingly endless stairway.
Piggy: "Ah, screw it! Just kill me already!"
The cultists need to stab you on the altar for the ritualistic murder. However, even with the dozen of them together, they aren't able to move your fat ass down the narrow stairs.
Cultist: "Aut quomodo potest quisquam hoc altilis!?"
Another cultist: "Jesus obesus."
The group dissipates, some of them going upstairs, and some downstairs. You start hatching another great escape plan. You think to yourself:
Piggy: "Okay, they've left me alone for now. They have, however, set up guards at the top and the bottom of the stairs. There don't seem to be any hallways or stairs intersecting with this one. I need to get to the top. What can I do?"
You:
