Hot Dogs!

From Create Your Own Story

You then walk over to the little Hot Dog stand, and in bad grammer, the kid says: "Welcome! You arw ourw first coustemar, so yourw hot dawg is on da house!". Lucky you! You take the Hot Dog and take a bite. You then begin to feel woozy and light-headed. "W-w-w-w-what did you make your Hot dogs wiiiiith?" You ask in a sluggish voice. "Mud!" He says. You then die.

No wonder you were the first coustemer. You lose.