Help the poor bastard

Damn it!

My friendly good guy is taking over!

Oh whatever....I'll just help this bastard

I sat down on the floor and looked at the unconscious teen's face

Knocked out huh?

Wonder how hard that punch was...

Must have been real hard if it knocked this guy out..

I then started to poke the guy's cheek continuously

Narrator: Why is Zesu poking this stranger?

Man! I gotta say it's really fun poking on people's face when their unconscious!!

I continued to poke him more faster

Zesu: Hey! Are you dead?

.....Got no response

Well then, it looks like I have to take real drastic measures!

Narrator: What the hell is Zesu doing!? He's pissing on the guy's face!!

Wounded Guy: Wah? What the fuck!!?

Oh he's alive! Yay!!

Zesu: Dude your alive!!

Wounded Guy: What the Fuck!! Stop pissing on me!!

Zesu: Sorry dude can't stop pissing! I haven't pissed for a while!!

Narrator: The wounded boy stands up and starts wiping urine off his face

Wounded Guy: Damn! Why are you still peeing!?

Zesu: Dude!! Where's the toilet!?

Wounded Guy: For fuck sake's it's right there in front of you!!

Zesu: Oh....Didn't see that!

Wounded Guy: Well then..Stop pissing on me and go to the fucking toilet!!

Right I should do that!

After pissing on the stranger..

I introduced myself

He said his name is "Kamiru Kayamazaki"

Nice name I guess...

Well of course he forgave me...but he had to punch me

I mean....whatever

Also It turns out...

WE ARE ROOMIES!!!!!!